Perception. Stare at the dot in the center.

Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again

Billy Gilman - Okalahoma

I cry every time I watch and or hear this video/song.

Awww

This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a wildlife hospital after his mother
was killed by a car. Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult's hand, was born
after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.

At just six inches tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator
in the intensive care unit at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire.
He has only recently opened his eyes.

Les Stocker, founder of Tiggywinkles, said: 'Rupert's mother had very severe injuries.
We brought him out and got him breathing and then he went into an incubator on oxygen.
He is now being fed by a tube.'

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

So funny!!!!

I am the Nation

This is what Obama can return us too.

How to forget you are lonely

no more talk please. my mind has gone simple.

Learning
I<<
Home
I<
Friends
I<<
Sex
I<<<
Learning
I<<<
Pity
< I

Help.
Fuck
Everything is useless

Very Disturbing

Destiny

Aaaaahhhhh.
So soothing.
I wish I saw the world as such.

A Dream

Picture this. It is my apartment. Three guys show up, having just returned from a hiking trip. One of the three guys is a close friend. Who I happen to have the hots for. He flops down on my bed, while the other two guys go into the bathroom. I lie down next to my friend and I am admiring his body. He seems to be asleep but I know better. I ask him about one of the guys in the bathroom. I get the impression that they have messed around. I become rather jealous of this. I get up off the bed and grab one of those large crossword puzzle magazine and with my back to my friend I open the puzzle book and proceed to piss in it. The paper quickly absorb the liquid and since the guys are in the bathroom I take the loaded puzzle book to the kitchen sink and proceed to squeeze out the liquid. -- end dream

Okay now what is the message here? Don't get jealous because you will piss in a puzzle book. LOL

Introducing Robert Fagot

Re-arranged my room on a wild hair

Look familiar? Overlook the jism stains on the bed..!! It's a little embarrassing...hard as I wash the damn comforter they will not come out!! And as you can see from how faded the color is (it's supposed to match the curtains) I have washed the hell out of it. Though a certain guy I know helped me put them there.... Remember how fussy I was about keeping our fluids off of them? Fail.

Palm Reading

Palm-reading, otherwise known as palmistry or chiromancy, is practiced all over the world, with roots in Indian astrology and gypsy fortune-telling. The objective is to evaluate a person's character or future by studying the palm of their hand. Whether you're an aspiring palm reader or you're just looking for a fun way to pass the time and impress your friends, here's how to gain insight just by holding someone's hand.

Choose a hand. Traditionally, a woman's left hand and a man's right hand should be read, but some schools of palmistry hold that anyone's non-dominant hand sheds light on a person's natural persona while the dominant hand indicates one's choices in terms of how they've developed their personality and talents.

Identify the four major lines:

(1) The heart line.

(2) The head line.

(3) The life line.

(4) The fate line.

Interpret the heart line. This line can be read in either direction (from the pinkie finger to the index finger or vice versa) depending on the tradition being followed. It's believed to indicate emotional stability, romantic perspectives, depression, and cardiac health.

• begins below the index finger - content with love life
• begins below the middle finger - selfish when it comes to love
• begins in the middle - falls in love easily.
• straight and short - a high sex drive, less interest in romance
• touches life line - heart broken easily
• long and curvy - freely expresses emotions and feelings
• straight and parallel to the head line - good handle on emotions
• wavy - many relationships and lovers, absence of serious relationships
• circle on the line - depression
• broken line - emotional trauma
• smaller lines crossing through heart line - emotional trauma

Examine the head line. Represents learning style, communication style, intellectualism, and thirst for knowledge. A curved line is associated with creativity and spontaneity, while a straight line is linked with practicality and a structured approach.

• short line - prefers physical achievements over mental ones
• curved, sloping line - creativity
• separated from life line - adventure, enthusiasm for life.
• wavy line - short attention span
• deep, long line - thinking is clear and focused
• straight line - thinks realistically
• donut or cross in head line - emotional crisis
• broken head line - inconsistencies in thought
• multiple crosses through head line - momentous decisions

Evaluate the life line. Begins near the thumb and travels in an arc towards the wrist. Reflects physical health, general well being, and major life changes (e.g. cataclysmic events, physical injuries, and relocations). Its length is not associated with length of life.

• runs close to thumb - often tired
• curvy - plenty of energy
• long, deep - vitality.
• short and shallow - manipulated by others
• swoops around in a semicircle - strength and enthusiasm.
• straight and close to the edge of the palm - cautious when it comes to relationships
• multiple life lines - extra vitality
• circle in line indicates - hospitalized or injured
• break - sudden change in lifestyle

Study the fate line. This is also known as the line of destiny, and it indicates the degree to which a person's life is affected by external circumstances beyond their control. Begins at the base of the palm.

• deep line - strongly controlled by fate
• breaks and changes of direction - prone to many changes in life from external forces
• starts joined to life line - self-made individual; develops aspirations early on
• joins with the life line somewhere in the middle - signifies a point at which one's interests must be surrendered to those of others
• starts at base of thumb and crosses life line - support offered by family and friends

Determine the hand shape. Each hand shape is associated with certain character traits. The length of the palm is measured from the wrist to the bottom of the fingers.

• Earth - broad, square palms and fingers, thick or coarse skin, and ruddy color; length of the palm equals length of fingers
• solid values and energy, sometimes stubborn
• practical and responsible, sometimes materialistic
• work with their hands, comfortable with the tangible
• Air - square or rectangular palms with long fingers and sometimes protruding knuckles, low-set thumbs, and dry skin; length of the palm less than length of fingers
• sociable, talkative and witty
• can be shallow, spiteful and cold
• comfortable with the mental and the intangible
• do things in different and radical ways
• Water - long, sometimes oval-shaped palm, with long, flexible, conical fingers; length of the palm equals length of fingers but is less than width across the widest part of the palm
• creative, perceptive and sympathetic
• can be moody, emotional and inhibited
• introverts
• do things quietly and intuitively.
• Fire - square or rectangular palm, flushed or pink skin, and shorter fingers; length of the palm greater than length of fingers
• spontaneous, enthusiastic and optimistic
• sometimes egoistic, impulsive and insensitive
• extroverts
• do things boldly and instinctively

Let the Right One In

"Oscar, an overlooked and bullied boy, finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl who turns out to be a vampire."

Swedish...dunno when or if it will be shown here in Tin Buck Two but I have to see it. Doesn't it look beautiful for a horror movie?

SNL Skit Dick in a Box

Beautiful Drive

Welcome to the Daily Depository

Well welcome to the Daily Depository. It is here that you will discover the more insane and not so insane thoughts, wisdom and humor of Joe and Dan. LOL be forwarned, Joe is dull and Dan is a doll so don't be surprised when you laugh, cry, scream, or moan when the dull-doll speaks. Will my humor ever improve? Ehh, maybe but maybe not. LOL